Hi! I'm Evan and I am getting married!

Call it luck or call it skill, I found that incredible girl that you only see in movies or read about in books—and I got her helplessly hooked on my charm!

Once hooked, never released—she will be with me til the end of days! What a fan-f***ing-tastic thing that is, when you think about it!? This girl—THIS girl!? With me!! I've done it lads—it's all downhill form here!

There will be ups and there will be downs, sure. There will be exhilarating times of seemingly endless joy; there will be times when patience is tested from both her and my side. I know this.

But I will make sure that—on average—every month, every year, and every decade will get better than the one before it.*

The pictures on this website are from the stag party my friends surprised me with. You see, I am very clever and obviously already suspected something was up; feigning some ignorance was all it took to make them believe I didn't see it a mile away.

Couldn't have planned the details any better though—the day turned out amazingly well and we had loads of fun! I am so grateful to have such great friends around me to celebrate me and to just love me for who I am. Looking forward to seeing them and many many more, very very soon!

*All of this cheesiness that someone wrote for me will stay up until I figure out how to get a hold of this domain and change it to what it should have been from the beginning—a writing blog. Or perhaps a hockey review forum? Maybe a... Anyway, enjoy it while you can.